The heart has its reasons

"Who ever said money cant buy you happiness simply did not know where to shop" - Carrie Bradshaw

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courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

(via manda)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via phobias)

telapathetic:

give me 4 years ill be hot

(Source: telapathetic, via pizza)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via pizza)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via pizza)

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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(via pizza)

shimmerest:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

(Source: alienswerve, via gnarly)

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via phobias)

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

(via lustrousbay)