"Who ever said money cant buy you happiness simply did not know where to shop" - Carrie Bradshaw
what if cows moaned when you milked them
im so lonely
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
I really thought we could win. Everyone here is so proud of the team, nobody is giving them shit. They’re heroes.
That was a fucking penalty right there. The goalkeeper should’ve been carded, this was a fucking dangerous thing to do. He could’ve paralyzed Higuain.